inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

(Source: saladfanclub, via pizza)

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

(Source: becqeurel, via bad-ass-strigoi-hunter)

eatpizzas:

hey
hey juliet
get ur head in the game

eatpizzas:

hey

hey juliet

get ur head in the game

(via primadino-girl)

death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

(Source: lolgifs.net, via totalspiffage)

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via connecticuties)

frostytower:

the-girl-who-never-grewup:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

what the actual fuck…?

This is golden

(via andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels)

disneyismyescape:

cybercum:

glitterweave:

what th efuck 

watch this please you will not regret it

whatever you think you’re about to watch is not going to be what you actually watch

(Source: kisu-no-hi, via samapitongzabala)